#source: shadowhunters

[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin, frantically trying to save arthur: is he gonna be alright?!

kilgharrah: i don’t know, does he normally just lay like that without moving?

[incorrectjokerout]

*in the early days of the band,at a party*

Bojan:Kris!

Bojan:I didn't know you were here.

Kris:...That was the point.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Otto: Did you say I'm right?

Rhaegar: Don't get used to it.

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: Dean, just say it, you'll feel better. You're in love with Cas.

Dean: forget it. You know what?

You're in love with Cas

Sam: oh okay, the middle school comeback? Nice

[incorrect-eurovision-quotes]

Bambie:So the ebu is being unhelpful?

Bambie:Who's shocked?

Bambie:Show of hands!

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

I came with you to escape my relationship drama, not get a front row seat to yours.

Cassie to Ashley, Power Rangers in Space

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Ash: I'll have you know I was voted vice president in eighth grade. And you do not win an election without charm.

James: Ash, this isn't middle school. This is life or death.

Ash: Have you been to middle school?

[incorrect-legendborn-quotes]

Alice: I was voted seventh-grade class president and you don’t get that without being charming.

Sel: this isn’t middle school, this is life or death.

Alice: Have you been to middle school?

[hawkinsincorrect]

Erica: I was voted sixth-grade class president and you don't get that without being charming.

Robin: This isn't middle school, this is life or death.

Erica: Have you been to middle school?

[heronchildlove]

*Alastair and Thomas saying goodbye before they separate for a mission*

Alastair: Please, be safe.

Matthew *gingerly pulls James's face towards him*: Please, be safe.

James *putting his hand over Matthew's*: I'll be safe. I'll be so safe for you.

Alastair, bright red: Stop that, stop. I'm gonna kill you.

Matthew and James: But how would that keep us safe?

[bbyboykit]

Morgenthorn Aesthetic

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[youroriginalsublimecupcakestuff]

Mexico : " Esto es tu culpa."

America : " I know , I know."

Canada : " You speak spanish ?"

America : " No.I just know the phrase " this is all your fault " in every language they speak. "

[keithblackthorn]

kit: 10,000 years? that’s like 1,000 + 10!

ty: times 10

kit: whatever, dropout

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Viserys: As it is everyone thinks you’re a lunatic—

Daemon: Ah, having your annual everyone-thinks-Daemon-is-a-lunatic meeting?

Otto: It's biannual. And no, this is not that meeting.

[6ofbastards]

Alec: my kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say

Jace: too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us

[kaitcreates]

Jace, on the phone: It’s Jace. Alec: What did he do this time? Jace: No it’s me, Jace. Alec: What did you do this time?